bisexualdanhowell:

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

glyxiebear:

camben24:

4wns:

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

sorry to improve your day without much notice but 

NEVERMIND REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WE ALL NEED

light-cream-cheese:

livin-la-vida-dada:

I dressed up yesterday like this

but I kept getting comments on how I looked exactly like Nicki Minaj in this picture all night

I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HE-MAN!!

Everyone disregarded that and called me Nicki for the entire night.

I tried.

vatoprincesa:

Don’t you hate it when you’re dead inside and run out of apps to refresh

ruinedchildhood:

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pizzaback:

pizzaback:

pizzaback:

i’m not saying this to be snobby bc i’m not expecting everyone to know their art history and i do this too, but i do think it’s genuinely funny that whenever people online see ugly old art they assume it’s medieval art, and whenever people see complicated realistic figures and scenes they assume it’s renaissance art, or less commonly baroque. 

people thinking fernando botero’s cat paintings are medieval art is especially funny cause he’s literally still alive

this image (still life with green soup) was created in 1972 and people thought it was from ~400 AD to 1400 AD, like it has a modern doorknob and a modern kettle and everything